Immigration vs Illegal Immigration

In an effort to steal the upcoming election, the demoncrats(aka libtards), have opened the borders to let voters of the illegal persuasion in. This latest batch was inundated with criminals. Forget the melting pot, these guys stole it already and are probably cooking crack in it while I type this.

My problem isn’t with immigration, it’s illegal immigration, something libtards don’t seem to understand as they tag it as ‘racist’ regardless. I also have a problem with the immigration process as it’s overly long as are all things bureaucratic.

Who gives a rat’s ass if they know American History? That’s part of the process. Most of our kids today don’t know George Washington and Thomas Jefferson from George Jefferson. So why should immigrants learn this? These hispanics could probably guess better than our own students. If I had to choose the process, this is what they should know:

1. Enough English to pass. The basics. They don’t have to know about dangling participles and other crud that put me to sleep in school, they just need to know enough to get by. Most of this can be learned anyways as they live here. 1 year tops to learn this, but they can work while they learn it.

2. How to apply for a job. I’ve always wished job applications were all exactly alike so you could simply fill one out, then copy it and take them with you everywhere you go to apply for a job. Perhaps, with help, they can fill one out in English and copy it.

3. How to pay taxes. It’ll be deducted from their checks anyways. This money should be earmarked for (drum roll please), paying for the immigration process. To pay their taxes they simply have to go to the local immigration office and someone there will do the easy tax form for them. Most people in the US don’t know how to do these properly anyways.

4. basic laws. Unless you’ve been living in a cave, most everyone knows the real basic laws are based on common morality. A person will know not to kill or steal or sell drugs, but who gives a damn if they know not to jaywalk? The visa/green card should give them a year’s grace for these minor things.

All of these can be easily accomplished in a year, probably less. All of a sudden, they’re not illegal immigrants but instead BLAM! they are tax paying americans one and all. …well, they already WERE americans since S. America is America too, but US citizens and their acclimation process is actually easy to control.

Ok, so you have these hardworking Hispanics going through a easy process, what about those who don’t do it? You can guess right away, they’re criminals who don’t do it because they know doing so will get them deported. Solution is easy, deport them. Give tax breaks to those who report them. Better yet, turn them over to the proper Hispanic authorities as you deport them so they can send them through their legal process.

The taxes generated should cover all of this plus their kid’s schooling/school lunches etc. Instead of illegals making these things impossible for everyone, it instead just adds to it.

Take 2 people, one illegal, the other a US citizen. Add a brick to every burden added.

1. Add a brick to US citizen to pay for criminals. Their capture, imprisonment, etc. Actually add 3 bricks and add their lawyer fees to it. Add another for the court fees.

2. Add a brick to US citizen for paying for a child’s bus to school, another for his teacher, another for his lunch, another for his supplies.

3. Add a brick to US citizen paying for the illegal’s hospital fees. another for the ambulance, another for the doctor, another for the medicine.

Get the gist? Just allowing illegals in adds burdens to every US citizen. We haven’t even covered how they take away jobs for these US citizens to even begin to pay for their burdens. The Illegal is reaping tons of benefits while taking them away from US citizens. Now who is the insensitive bastard in this discussion? Those racist US citizens or the illegal? Never mind the fact that the US citizens are black, white, red, yellow, etc. they are always called ‘the racist’ in this discussion.

Make those illegals legal with my easy process and all of those burdens are basically gone. The illegals, becoming legal, pay for it themselves and earn a living while doing it besides. They’re not on welfare adding more burdens, they’re legally working. The teaching process would be done by working US citizens, thus creating ..tada..more jobs with more taxpayers! How can it lose? The government will find a way,,I’m sure.

This is all based on the KISS principle. KISS is short for “Keep it Simple, Stupid”. Of course, bureaucrats don’t want anything simple. They prefer everything to be convoluted to the point of insanity, complete with legalese so that nobody with any sense will understand. If I had my way, I’d outlaw legalese.

Take a channel no one watches, like C-Span 2 and turn it into a learning channel for immigrants going through the process. It would actually be more interesting than the crap it shows now.

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Liberals: America’s idiots United

Every empire in history eventually fails. It’s a proven fact. However, the reasons for this are varied and often will put paranoid schizophrenic insomniacs into a sound slumber in their descriptions. Why? Because most professors like to use big words to hide the fact they’re mostly just guessing.

In college, I once mentioned another factor that the Roman Empire fell due to a succession of weak rulers. I got a B on this test(A in the course though)because it wasn’t considered a main factor like the others. This was in 1988…fast forward to today and it’s considered the leading reason behind it’s fall. Madmen, idiots, megalomaniacs and just plain useless leaders one after another.

Another factor and one I’ve noticed in every empire failing book I’ve read(but isn’t covered as such by any author) is the rise of liberal thinking. I’m not homophobic by any means nor do I think anything of it, but a huge rise in gay culture always precedes the fall. This one I cannot explain.

Other liberal risings are usually in politics(give x senator or x ruler more power) and dealing with the underprivileged. These empires always give an up to the underprivileged BUT it is always, and I mean ALWAYS the wrong ‘UP”. They never understand that if you give free things to the poor, they’re still poor just with more things even if money is among those things. They never teach them to be more able to buy these things nor do they ever provide ways for them to learn how. They just give them …free stuff, in exchange for their support. Result: They’re still poor but now expect everything to be handed to them.

As a result, the culture never progresses but instead regresses. The poor stop trying. In their minds “Why should they? Libtards are plentiful and will continue to give them free stuff but never provide them any way or method to escape poverty.

Because, deep down, liberals don’t know shit from shinola. They can easily think they do as it’s easy as hell to self delude yourself. They even think they’re doing some good and on a very short term level, they are. But in the long term they’re doing themselves, non liberals, the poor…well everyone serious harm.

So you don’t think that I have any ideas on how to help the poor instead, I’ll close this post out with ways.

1. Feed them until they can feed themselves. Don’t give them a handout and tell them “See ya next week”. The US has the most arable farmland in the world, find ways to utilize this. I don’t care if we have to go back to the days of tenant farming.

2. Teach them how to feed themselves. Education is important yet we pay our teachers barely enough to survive. In fact, any job that is a calling rather than a job we pay them diddly squat. (Police, teachers, firemen, etc.)School overcrowded? Use those tax dollars to open more! it’s a win win. More jobs, better education..and here’s the thing…Better education means more advances which means more jobs and more ways to improve your lot in life. Yay!

3. Shelter them until they can shelter themselves. A person cannot get out of the gutter if it’s his/her home. They’re exposed to the elements, the sheer depression of the situation, and cannot even bathe often enough. How can they rise from this? Simple answer: they can’t. What gets me is we have thousands and thousands of abandoned buildings everywhere yet we have homeless people? WTF?

4. Make sure they have clean water. This sounds simple but yet we still have problems providing it. I’m surprised that the old diseases of “rotgut” and the like haven’t reemerged. You need facilities and ways of making them clean as well. In short, sanitation must be always at it’s best and new ways constantly sought to improve it. How can we do this? IF you just read this question and are wondering, you obviously didn’t read the 2nd one of these. Go back and do so dammit!

A human needs first water, then food, then shelter then education to improve itself. It needs the first 3 so it can be well enough to learn the 4th. In return, the 4th improves the other 3. After that, everything else is gravy.

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Who is Shadowcran?

I’m a man filled with free time. How? I’m 43 and disabled. No, don’t feel bad for me, feel jealous. Due to this, I can play video games as much as I like, sleep when I like, read what I like and I have tons of time to do it all.

Over the years I’ve played as “Shadowcran”, I’ve gathered a small following on specific games I’ve played as well as being applauded for my humorous views on politics.(A latin word. Poli meaning Many, tics meaning Bloodsuckers). Before we go on, I’m a conservative agnostic who can separate church and state easily as I don’t care anything for any church,lol.

I tend to know the video game genres of Card gaming, RPGs, and Strategy games like few other. This blog won’t have anything about shooters or action games or much beyond the 3 I mentioned. Why? I stink at them. Do you want advice from a legally blind man about Call of Duty? Of course not. If I played that, I’m the type of guy you would want on the opposing team. However, if you need someone to supply a military strategy, I might just be one of the best you can find.

Why? Because I’ve read more military strategy books than probably anyone you’ve ever met. That’s all I did as a kid. Borrowed these books from the public library and read them all the time. I keep up as much as I can as well.

I’ve also a good amount of knowledge on fantasy. Wheel of Time? Read it, all 14 books in the series(but not the others). Sword of Truth? Yep, read them all as well. Read a ton of Dragonlance and others as well. If your particular favorite isn’t covered by what I’ve read? Well, your job becomes to make me interested enough to do so(provided I have spare cash).

Now, this range of knowledge is making some people go “Shut in with no life”. Guess what? You nailed it. Who cares? I’m disabled and stay at home. I rarely go anywhere due to this. By most standards I truly have no life. So what? I don’t have to identify myself with regular society activity or be judged on how good is my ability to be noticed. I-DON’T-CARE about such things. Even when I wasn’t disabled I didn’t care about this.

I am a very civil person unless attacked. Sorry, I don’t play ignore, or play victim or sit back and just let it go, I fight back. Fair warning! As a civil person, I can be easy to chat with. As a person defending himself, I’m your worst verbal nightmare personified. I’m not even exaggerating.

Also, I will have things on this blog that will not be in my usual range. For instance, I’ve some damned good theories on just who was on the grassy knoll….well, I’ve one good theory. Hint: He wasn’t alive the day after the assassination. I’ve even some serious doubt whether we’ve ever landed on the moon, but this discussion is one that can go either way.

Why read my crap? Because I can be very insightful and often funny IF you get my sense of humor. I can hold my own in all kinds of debates. I’m not going to fill you with any sunshine, world is great type of junk or pictures of my cats(Although I AM a cat lover. With 3). I do believe the world is great if you find your niche or at least stuff to keep yourself occupied(I’m the latter). Instead I might direct your attention to a funny site or two.

Because I’m not a half empty person nor a half full. In fact, I’m of the type that resents putting things in only two categories as it’s insulting to our entire civilization and humanity. I’m a realist, who seeks ways to make the world better. That’s as limited as I can describe my views.

Will I be entertaining to you, the average person? Yeah, on subjects we agree and even disagree on. That enough for you to read more of me?

I hope so.

Eddie “Shadowcran” Riley

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